It’s a joke folks and the joke is on the liberals!As KCC writes, a trending topic on Twitter is #WhyImVotingDemocrat and it’s absolutely hilarious. Your blogger has been participating in this all day long. The funnier ones are getting “re-tweeted” or passed along to others.
Some liberals don’t realize that the entire thing is a big joke and have been participating. KCC brings a few recent ones to you, as posted, minus the hashtags, and the spelling and punctuation are the Tweeter’s own.
A quick search of the hashtag #WhyImVotingDemocrat reads like a David Letterman Top Ten list:
*because I think America should be more like France, or at least some French-speaking country like Haiti
*Because I can’t wait to see the Muslim flag over White House
*Because I should be able to live in my parents’ basement until I’m 39!
*I’m Canadian and wish to destabilize America’s economy.
*because everyone should have some Obama money
*Because those who create wealth should be punished for their wrongdoing
*I think Ground Zero would be a wonderful place to build a Mosque…
*because my parents never gave me my pony, now I want yours
*Because unemployment checks really stimulate the economy.
*Because animals are more important than human beings.
*There’s another election??!! I thought we already anointed, I mean elected our savior and we were done.
*Did I mention I like the crack?
*Because we just haven’t tried socialism with the right people in charge yet!
*Because charity starts at the federal level.
And, your blogger’s favorite:
because I actually died 6 years ago…